Why you should not watch The Social Network?

What is “The Social Network”?: It’s a movie about how Facebook started.

You shouldn’t watch it if:

- You don’t know who the hell this David Fincher is (then you suck anyway, stop reading).

- You have never heard of Trent Reznor. Seriously?

- You think Facebook is all about tagging people and playing those Zynga games (FarmVille, etc)

Then why should you watch it? To learn …

… how to screw your friends to make a billion dollar business.

A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.